Monday, December 7, 2009

Spammer in the works!

This is my second attempt at starting a blog after the first was cruelly and maliciously flagged as spam and closed down by the good folks at google. Good old google - they have spent millions on identifying spam and the best they can do is close down my brand new empty blog!

On closer investigation it turns out that spam blogs can be recognized by 'their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text, along with a large number of links, usually all pointing to a single site'. Perhaps blgging is not for me all I'm ever going to have to say is nonsencical & irrelevant - and clearly that spammy link to the Noam Chomsky site was an attempt to destabalise the world order.

After nearly 3 weeks of waiting to get my initial blog cleared and re-opened (apparently a real, genuine human was going to have a peak at it and decide my future) it seems I am now able to start again (I hope!)

And now here for prosperity I have reproduced my first ever spammy blog post:

I've been thinking of starting a blog for years now (well ever since I worked out what they were). Not entirely sure what is going to appear here as I generally shy away from having any deep, meaningful, world changing thoughts on the basis that they use up much needed energy reserves which could be better used elsewhere. ('elsewhere' can be loosely defined as drinking or watching sport & whenever possible doing both).

People also constantly reminded me that my spelling and punctuation leave more than a little to be desired. That can be blamed on two things

  1. my parents leaving my education in the hands of  dutch born catholic religious zealots.  
  2. my innate inability to follow rules and instruction. Who's to say my use of grammar is not correct? The rest of you have it wrong!
So if you are looking for an insightful, linguistically correct blog complete with pertinent political analysis ,
then it's probably best you blog off I'm sure Noam Chomsky has a blog somewhere on his site.

Right now I am meant to be packing my laptop in it's little case and heading for home. Going on holiday tomorrow and office decorum dictates that the office is abandoned sometime before lunch.